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Boeuf Salad Decorator

Decorate a Romanian Christmas salad in 3D, then send it to Mom as a retro holiday card.

Platform
Web
Stack
three.js, Claude Code
Year
2026
Status
Playable

Why I built it

I'm already in Christmas mood, and that means one thing: boeuf salad. Growing up in Romania, every mom decorated it like it was going to a wedding, pushing the boundaries of kitsch. Now anyone can join in.

How it plays

Decorate your salad, then send it as a gloriously over-the-top holiday card: glitter, sparkles and a greeting straight out of a 2009 Facebook post.

Start a salad
Decorate it
Send it to Mom
The Kitsch-o-meter
German-tidyWedding in Botoșani
Every salad gets a kitsch score.

Or travel to 1986

Ration cards, 2 kg of mayo, and the salad has to pass the five-year plan.

FOOD INSPECTION BULLETIN
At least 3 different vegetables
At least 30 pieces (the plan)
At most 10 olives (luxury)
No bourgeois excess (max 400)
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